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Pocahontas BURNED Pocahontas BURNED

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not very well put together...

The possible reason for Disney to think that Pocahontas loved John Smith is because Pocahontas eventually married a man named John Smith but not the John Smith

What happened was the english kidnapped Pocahontas (who is the cheif's daughter in the movie and real life) in hopes to blackmail the chief into returning the guns the tribes stole. The Chief refused to return the guns. Pocahontas was so insulted by her father's decision, she married an englishman named John Smith in hopes to dishonor his name. They both eventually moved to England where she spent the last of her days.

Back onto the flash, it's not the best. Needs better sound, needs more thought. Don't rely on movie footage and "blah" jokes to conjure a laugh. Also more facts would help in keeping us from going "It's just a Disney film, you know how Disney is, must have a romance even if it dosn't make sense... And you can't expect them to have our male hero hit on a 12 year old...". Well the logical viewers would say that. Everyone else will just say "Fuck you".


DoctorWombat responds:

Wrong.

- Pocahontas married John Rolfe, one of the original Virginia Company colonists who is most noted for introducing tobacco to Europe and the world.

- Powhatan did not entirely refuse the "ransom" (which consisted of English prisoners and food, as well as arms) for which the English were holding Pocahontas for. She was eventually returned unharmed, AFTER which she settled down and began her conversion to the Christian Faith. It was AFTERWARDS when she fell for John Rolfe.

Back onto the review, it's not the best. Needs better arguments, needs more thought. Don't rely on what you think you know because you're probably wrong.

Cheers.


A New Bunny A New Bunny

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol

Yep, apparently this is probably an accurate prediction of the future of looney tunes. Newgrounds EXTREaM!



Chocolate Niblet Beans Chocolate Niblet Beans

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Tottally raises the bar on random humor

This has got to be the most inovating random humor flash. I love how some parts change on different viewings. Makes you want to watch again to see what's different. Hope you flash artist who specialize on random humor are taking notes.



Prowlies at the River Prowlies at the River

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweet

Man, the world of Brackenwood is so beautiful and detailed. You should release a book about it.


chluaid responds:

working on it ;)


Poninjas Revenge Poninjas Revenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOOT!

Nice! Great to see this series updated!


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Xombie: Chapter 4 Xombie: Chapter 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow dude

When you've completed this saga, you should really consider bringing it to dvd. This is like tottally original!



A Short Hamster Dance A Short Hamster Dance

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What the....

Is this suposed to be aimed at Hamptin and the Hamsters? You just draw a random hamster and think it would be funny seeing his badly drawn face get blown off. Man, put some effort into it! Did you just make this in one day? You suck!



There she is!!! There she is!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Made my Favs list!

Fantastic! Cuteness for the crowd that likes cuteness, comedy for those who don't. It works, lol



Fritz the Fox Fritz the Fox

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good job

You did a pretty good job on this. And to think that after all that it took just a shot gun to take him down.



DFL!: ChocoChip Cookies DFL!: ChocoChip Cookies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic!

I've always been a fan of DFL, and this has always been my favorite of the DFL cartoons. I love how it always has extra stuff in it and you make it educational while also making it very funny! You guys put alot of effort into this series and I say, Great Work!