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[Pocahontas BURNED]

Not very well put together...

The possible reason for Disney to think that Pocahontas loved John Smith is because Pocahontas eventually married a man named John Smith but not the John Smith

What happened was the english kidnapped Pocahontas (who is the cheif's daughter in the movie and real life) in hopes to blackmail the chief into returning the guns the tribes stole. The Chief refused to return the guns. Pocahontas was so insulted by her father's decision, she married an englishman named John Smith in hopes to dishonor his name. They both eventually moved to England where she spent the last of her days.

Back onto the flash, it's not the best. Needs better sound, needs more thought. Don't rely on movie footage and "blah" jokes to conjure a laugh. Also more facts would help in keeping us from going "It's just a Disney film, you know how Disney is, must have a romance even if it dosn't make sense... And you can't expect them to have our male hero hit on a 12 year old...". Well the logical viewers would say that. Everyone else will just say "Fuck you".

EnzoComics responds:

Wrong.

- Pocahontas married John Rolfe, one of the original Virginia Company colonists who is most noted for introducing tobacco to Europe and the world.

- Powhatan did not entirely refuse the "ransom" (which consisted of English prisoners and food, as well as arms) for which the English were holding Pocahontas for. She was eventually returned unharmed, AFTER which she settled down and began her conversion to the Christian Faith. It was AFTERWARDS when she fell for John Rolfe.

Back onto the review, it's not the best. Needs better arguments, needs more thought. Don't rely on what you think you know because you're probably wrong.

Cheers.

[Prowlies at the River]

Sweet

Man, the world of Brackenwood is so beautiful and detailed. You should release a book about it.

chluaid responds:

working on it ;)